Come one, come all. Get your blind porno dressage here!

Sure, I like writing my blog.

But I also really like looking at my Blog Stats.

I know I have already revealed to you that I can tell where my traffic is coming from, not exactly with great detail (don't worry, Dressage Curmudgeon is not watching YOU!), but I can see if suddenly a strange bulletin board directs traffic my way.  This is how I found out the picture of me, was not me, according to UDBB.  And how I know child haters like dressage.

I can also see that I make approximately $0.12 per day off of the advertisements that run on my blog, which is good to know just in case I get the urge to do something wild and crazy at work just to see what it takes to get fired.  It may be too soon to live off of the riches this mighty blog generates.  Oh, wait - come to think of it, I already know how to get fired anyways. So really not a great idea, no matter how you slice it.

(I have promised Mr. Motard I will buy him dinner if I ever reach the magical $100 payout point.  Let's just say he isn't saving his appetite for that big day).

But the thing I find most entertaining of all are the "Search Keywords".  These are the things that people have typed into google that have lead them to the Dressage Curmudgeon blog, due to the fact that I have at some time, made reference to whatever it is they are searching.

The good news is... the majority of people are actually looking for Dressage Curmudgeon blog. 

Crazy, eh?  Well, to you I say - welcome.

The bad news is... a close second place - at least one or two searches a day - goes to:

Freddie Mercury no moustache.

Uhh, To you I guess I say... welcome.  And sorry.  Nothing to see, move along.

Who on Earth are all of these people googling "Freddie Mercury no moustache".  And more importantly - WHY.  I suppose there is a percentage of them who, like me, want an entertaining picture to include in their blog.  But really, there must be other reasons that I can't (and probably don't want to) comprehend.

There are also many permutations of this... was Freddie Mercury gay (try searching... is sky blue - or maybe ...water, wet or not? - next), or gay bikers, or gay no moustache.

I have quite a few hits relating to Perry the platypus on a scooter.  Or other themes relating to platypuses.  (I wonder how many poorly executed  grade 4 school projects on "THE PLATYPUS" include a picture of a chestnut arab pony?)

Then there are those relating to topics that actually make some sense, however the person may or may not feel they have gained anything from stopping by.  Things like "club foot", or "saddlebred dressage" or "purple wintec" or "playboy grotto".

But the thing that compelled me to write this post today, was this one.  I swear I am not making this up.

Someone came to find the blog today by googling

"BLIND PORNO DRESSAGE".

(Try it.  I am the first hit!)

Ok, fess up.  Who searched this, and please do share..  WHY?  WHY? WHY?
Oh, and welcome!  Hope you enjoy the blog, you freak.

Funny thing is, I don't even remember writing about Blind Porno Dressage. But hey, it sounds like more fun than a 20 metre circle, anyways.

It is a FLY MASK you city slicker pervert!  Back off!