Tuesday, 25 December 2012

Sally - what exactly were you smoking when you wrote that book...

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Merry Christmas, dear readers, Merry Christmas. You will be excited to know that this year, Santa has brought me a delightful shitstorm of...
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Sunday, 9 December 2012

Aren't you going to put shipping boots on your horse...? Why no. Thanks for asking.

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And so, with our showing debut behind us, we hunkered on down for a long Canadian winter of circles and transitions, and all of the other ex...
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Monday, 3 December 2012

For the record, neither of us spat-up on the judge (despite what the remarks section says)

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I went to another Bronze show and again entered the W/T classes, with very similar results - scores hovering around 60%, no ribbons, and lot...
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Monday, 26 November 2012

Ms. V versus The Swiffer...our first show

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The STORY Curmudgeon!!  Tell the fricking STORY!! Oh, sorry. I lied. That was totally a rant, wasn't it. But seriously, it goes perfec...
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Saturday, 24 November 2012

Airbrushing and the Art of Dressage.

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Thanks for indulging me in one of my periodic rants. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Kind of, anyway.  Because somethin...
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Monday, 19 November 2012

The Stretchy Circle. Like the nipples on batman's suit.

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I probably don't have to point this out to you, since you are all dressage nutjobs as well, but I do have a somewhat obsessive compulsiv...
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Thursday, 15 November 2012

If the student ain't happy - ain't nobody happy. happy and stagnating. It is what we all want. Right?

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Wait a second here... you were not "self teaching" yourself.  You had Coach Ritenau helping you! Yes I did.  She was right there...
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